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So our initial notifier messaged us when players were on our Minecraft server, but it always messaged us, even if we already knew there were players online.  That’s not brilliant.  Instead, let’s have the script create a little file that says there are players online.  The pseudo-code then would be:

if the .players file exists and isn’t empty
check if players are still online
if they aren’t, clear the .players file contents, otherwise do nothing
if the .players file doesn’t exist or is empty
check if players are online
if they are, write status to the .players file and message

In this case, the script ends up being a lot simpler-looking than the pseudo-code.


if [ -s .players ]; then
lsof -iTCP:25565 -sTCP:ESTABLISHED > .players
lsof -iTCP:25565 -sTCP:ESTABLISHED > .players && echo "Players online" | /usr/bin/ssmtp

Of course, this script will tell you when you log on to the server yourself, which you probably don’t need to know and might be annoying, but it’s getting there.


Shell scripting!

I’ve been coding off and on in a number of different languages (around seven by my count) since I got my first graphing calculator back in 1999, but I’d never written a shell script before today. I mean, yes, I’d copied other people’s shell scripts from the internet when it’s suited me, but I’d never written my own before.

That all changed today when I was reading an article in Scientific American on the subject of internet comment threads. In the article, the author mentions the concept of disemvoweling trolls, which struck me as a good thing to automate. Thus, my first shell script was born.

I’ll give you the code in a moment, but before I do, in debugging the program (who would have thought that you needed to debug two lines of code?), I learned something useful: when writing shell scripts, your variable names should not have trailing whitespace before the = or they will not be seen as variables (something that will take some adjusting to for me, since aesthetically I prefer to have whitespace surrounding my equals signs). Maybe I should have twigged that something was off when Vim didn’t turn my variable a different color when I initialized it, but I’m new to this, so give me a break.

And now, the script (well commented and maybe not as elegant as it could be, but, again, it’s my first time, so give me a break):


# This script will disemvowel its input and feed it into a new file

# Create a disemvoweled version of the file being read

# Disemvowel file with sed and feed into new file
sed -e 's/[AEIOUaeiou]//g' $1 >> "$DSMVLD"

Of course, I could easily make it so this could to batch disemvowelment, butI can always do that later if I actually see the need to disemvowel more than a few files at a time.

If you want and if you can, feel free to share your first scripts, or any fun scripts you’ve written in the comments.